Sunday, December 9

He Knows if You've been Bad or Good, so be Good for Goodness Sake!!!

Andrew and I went Christmas shopping Saturday morning and finished up gifts for the kids. I was so excited because I knew they were going to love what we got them. We usually hide all the bags in our master bedroom closet. We were in a hurry to get the stuff put away before the kids came home, so Andrew and I quickly stashed the stuff in the back corner of our closet to deal with later. However I did hide the stuff in a way so if you opened the closet door, you wouldn't immediately see anything. Our closet door has no lock on it, so we locked the bathroom door AND our bedroom door.

Okay, so fast forward to later that night. Zach had just finished up his dinner and went off to play. Mason and Tanner were both asleep and I was getting Taylor her dinner. A while later Zack comes booming down the stairs and tells Taylor he wants to show her something. She said for him to wait until she was done with her dinner, so he sat there quietly and waited for her. Finally he said again, "Come on Taylor I want to show you something upstairs."
(I think you all know by now where this is going....)
So this is our conversation that followed:

ME: "Zach what do you want to show Taylor?"

ZACH: "I don't want to tell you."

ME: "Well, if you don't want to tell your mom, then it's probably something you shouldn't be doing.....Zach, what is it??

At this point, Zach walked across the room to me and lowered his eyes and half crying said those dreadful words, "I snooped." I asked him what he meant. He proceeded to tell me that he went in my room and snooped. My heart just sank.

I took him into the other room and sat down and asked him exactly what he did. He told me that he went into our closet and looked thru all the bags and saw all the presents. I asked him to tell me exactly what he saw and he mentioned 4 specific things. I didn't know how to respond....I was dumbfounded. I sent him up to his room while I tried to process exactly what to do next. I just felt sick because it meant that Christmas was ruined for him. Andrew called me a few minutes later and I told him what happened.

When Andrew got home he talked to Zach and found out that he saw everything and went thru every bag (there were probably 6 or 7 bags of stuff up there, not to mention 2 big rocker video game chairs.) Zach said he got one of his lightsabers and knocked the door key down from the top of the door frame and proceeded to go thru not one, but two locked doors and moved things around so he could go thru the bags.

Trying to keep the Santa story alive, Andrew told Zach that Santa asked us to go buy some things at the store to help him out (luckily, most of the stuff Zach saw was for Taylor and Mason.....I had ordered almost all of Zach's gifts online and they're being shipped.) We told him he's not to say a word to Taylor about anything he saw and Taylor promised she wouldn't ask Zach about it (Taylor was kinda nonchalant about the whole thing....she said she doesn't want to ruin her Christmas.)

So who knows what we do now. It's situations like these when I hate being a parent. Those of you with older kids....when did they figure out the whole Santa thing? We don't know if some of those gifts should now be gifts from Mom and Dad instead of Santa? What would you guys do in this situation? I'm so glad I stopped him though, otherwise Taylor would have seen everything too! What a disaster that would have been!


* A little side note: Like Mother, Like Son..........I don't remember how old I was, but I did almost the exact same thing. I went into my mother's closet for something and saw a large black garbage bag. I looked inside and saw ALL of the presents I asked Santa for. I was SO disappointed. After that experience I knew Santa wasn't real.



Maybe this is karma getting me back!

13 comments:

Jill Johnson said...

Oh yes, we had this very same thing happen this year to us!! We went shopping for 2 days straight after Thanksgiving. We put everything in a closet in my parents basement. We put the couch kinda in front of the door. The kids sleep down there, and when they went to bed they noticed the couch had been moved so they looked. I must have come down the stairs soon enough because they didn't see much, but like you our kids will be getting less from Santa and more from Mom and Dad!! Then I started to feel bad so I got something to replace the stuff they saw. When I told my mom about it, she just laughed at me. I remember snooping through the Motorhome every Christmas season. My mom finally got smart and wrapped everything the minuet she brought it home.

Darrell and Alissa said...

We have started putting things in neighbors garages, and we have their stuff in ours. I was in 1st grade when I was told my another kid. Our kids have found things and thye have turned into gifts from us- but it's so frustrating when that happens! You wantt he really cool things from Santa- that's the fun of it. My parents did tell us for a while that Santa got behind and asked parents to help buy things, some of the elves had the flu. Good luck on this- store things at Jills next year!

steve said...

ROFL. absolutely classic zack. my favorite cousin by the way. i remember when i was 9 walking into my mom's bedroom while she wrapped presents. i wasn't smart enough to figure out that they were my presents, i just assumed they were for cousins or something. i stated, "mom, i know that santa doesn't exist, does he?" i thought she was going to spank me cause her eyes looked pissed. o well, that ruined it for me. but once i knew that santa didn't exist, the snooping became my favorite thing to do. who knew that dad always hid the presents in the drawers at his office.

steve said...

"he is an angry elf..."

Jennie Z said...

Good line about buying things and helping Santa out this year. He is still too young to miss out on the magic of Santa! I hope it works out. Our kids aren't to the snooping stage yet, so thanks for all of the ideas!

Ryan said...

That's what you get for being on the ball and not waiting till the last minute to buy your presents. wink wink. If you do what I do, then you don't have to worry about anyone finding anything because there is nothing to find until the last few days before Christmas. LOL. OK just kidding ( .... sorta). That's one of the good things about ordering things online: you can have everything shipped in those big ugly brown boxes, and no one has to know what it is inside. Or you could do what my mom did sometimes, and change the boxes that they came in. (Someone always got a present that was in a cereal box .... and it wasn't cereal) HA HA - makes me laugh just thinking about it. Anyway, I think if you play it off well enough, Zack probably won't even think twice about Santa. (When my mom told me there was no santa, I told her "Ya right, mom. My friend Billy said that he saw him last year. You can ask him.")

camille kempton said...

Sounds like I better take all the presents out of my closet and find a different place. Maybe Rich's closet, there's so much stuff on the floor the kids are afraid to go in there anyway.
Andrew if you are bored, I'm sure the RS sisters would welcome you at any time. We could use a man with some humor.

Lana said...

Oh, how terrible. I'm worried now about some things hiding down low in Jon's closet. I think the "magic" should last forever! I remember being so bummed out when I found out, so go with the Santa's busy thing!

Harmony said...

oh what a sad story. Hopefully he will forget everything once Christmas is here and he has toys to distract him.

Castiel Moyes said...

That is TOO funny! It is so funny I never even thought to snoop for my presents as a kid. Even when I knew about Santa. My kids apparently are the same. All the Christmas presents are under a blanket in the garage and it has been slowly growing all month. Maddy asked me once if that was where the presents were and being caught off gaurd I kinda said no (not very convincingly). But they have not even touched it! Can you believe that? About the finding about Santa I am stuck with that one as well. Maddy has been told several times from different friends that the parents are Santa but she she doesn't believe them. I think when they are mature enough to understand thatn it will finally sink in and they will get it.

Kaufman Family said...

We have a hidden room that the kids don't know about. There is a bunch of shelves that has a hinge on it and can move. But unless you knew it was there, you would never know there is a room behind the closet shelves. Pretty convenient to hide stuff in. I think everyone in their life has snooped through their parents closets. I did every year. It is disappointing though. To Jessica Moyes, your kids probably have snooped, just behind your back. Listen to all the confessions here from prior snoopers.

Kim Marx said...

Whenever confronted with the Santa Claus question I always turned it back around, "what do you think?" And the follow-up comment if they were becoming a non-believer was that if you don't believe in Santa Claus, he doesn't come to your house. So SHHHHHHH, don't tell my kids, they still believe in Santa.

Anonymous said...

Hooray Zachy. It ain't not fun unless you snoop. Snoopin is what Christmas is all about
Uncle mark